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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."

"My air fresheners for insane people got turned down... They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense"

"Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial."

"Q: What is lemonade? A: When you help an old lemon across the street."

"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"I hear a woman with no legs just won the world strawberry picking competition. Jammy cunt"

"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."

"Found some chips in the bag of air I just bought."

"Whenever you floss, you should be allowed to go to your dentist's house and collect an allowance."

"Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?"