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Joke of the Day

"I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps. Also, all my horses have gone missing."

"What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"I tried throwing away my old boomerang but it keeps coming back"

"My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on."

"My one and only joke. Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says ""Ahhh are you ok?"" And the one that fell is like ""Yeah, olive."""

"Teacher: You're here to learn. Me: No bitch, I'm here because my mum wouldn't let me stay home."

"What's the name of the jewish spider? Spidermann"

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"

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