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Joke of the Day
"If Apple made a car, what would it be lacking? Windows"
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"My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying."
"Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop."
"The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions."
"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""
"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."
"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"
"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"
"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"
"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."