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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"
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"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""
"What do you call a tenor with erectile problems? Flacido Domingo."
"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."
"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"
"My dog is so passive-aggressive. She let me sleep in late this morning, but then counter-surfed and stole my breakfast."
"What do you call trees that grow in Tobago? Tobogany."
"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."
"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."
"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"