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Joke of the Day

"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."

"I'm always on my ""Best"" Behavior...It just so happens my Best Behavior isn't very good!!"

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"

"What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets."

"Making millions of dollars is like breeding rabbits. It's much easier when you start with two."

"Which country has the most millionaires? Zimbabwe."

"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"

"Someday I wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in Old Navy commercials."

"IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93"