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Joke of the Day

"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."

"I bought an iPod from El Chapo... But now I have to keep jailbreaking it."

"How did the psychiatrist break his leg? He had a Freudian slip."

"I'd like to think inside your box."

"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."

"Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot."

"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."

"Dyslexics are teople poo"

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."

"when ur watchig netflix alone in bed and the scene blacks out so u see ur own reflection r u suposed to smile at urself? help i feel awkward"