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Joke of the Day

"My dog is so passive-aggressive. She let me sleep in late this morning, but then counter-surfed and stole my breakfast."

"Why don't blind people like skydiving? Scares their dogs."

"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."

"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."

"What did the aardvark say to Noah? What do you mean you only brought two ants!?"

"What do you say when only the egg remains? It's all ovum now"

"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."

"What insect is the Wood Ant related to? The Should Ant and the Could Ant."

"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."