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Joke of the Day

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"i just bought a rape whistle... and the look on my victims faces is priceless."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."

"Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl Surely that's some kind of record."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"

"My friend told me this one Q: Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant? A: There are just too many pastabilities!"

"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."

"What do you call the owner of Frigidaire? A refrigerator magnate"

"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."

"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."