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Joke of the Day

"Why a centipede cannot fly coach? Not enough leg room!"

"What do you call a teenage cheese cracker? Chee-zits I made this up. *bows* Thank you, thank you...thank you so much."

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"

"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"""So, how was your week off ill?"", asked the co-worker to his Scottish counterpart. ""Aye, was okay lad, but it was only a wee cough""."

"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."

"What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?"

"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."