59320
Joke of the Day
"Why a centipede cannot fly coach? Not enough leg room!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"
"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"
"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"
"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry"
"(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain? A hillbilly"
"Yo mama is so stank... She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh."
"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"
"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""