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Joke of the Day
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""A law"" ""A law who?"" ""Allahu Akbar"""
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"So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said, It. all. happened. so. fast."
"I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo"
"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"
"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."
"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"
"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."
"A haiku about early morning starts... No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no"
"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"I'm surprised 4 isn't an unlucky number. Nothing good ever comes from putting 2 and 2 together."