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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"

"A history professor was given a boring lecture about Russian dictators Finally, an exasperated student exclaimed,""stop, you're putin me to sleep"""

"Before my grandma kicked the bucket, he said one thing to me ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"

"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."

"i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money"

"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"

"Why should a woman President never masturbate? Reports that she has her finger on The Button would cause panic."

"Why the long face ? A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic."