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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"
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"Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content"
"Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding? It's retarded."
"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."
"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."
"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""
"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."
"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."
"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"
"Just payed a cab driver $10 not to beat two dudes with a tire iron because they didn't have cab fare. #fact #trueshit #newyorkmoment"