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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"
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"What do you with 365 used rubbers? Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear."
"It was that time of the month. I said to the wife, 'you know, your mouth isn't bleeding...' She replied, 'yours will be if you keep up with that shit'"
"Please take a moment to envision the movie ""Drive,"" but with him only using Zipcars."
"Why might Saturn's rings come loose? They're too close to Titan."
"technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs"
"How can a person travel from the north pole to the south pole without passing the equator? By becoming a stripper."
"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."
"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."
"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"