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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict? One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back."

"Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites"

"LUCY: Dad, how did I get my name? [flashback] ME (signing contract in blood): Ok but can we at least shorten it? LUCIFER: That's fine"

"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"

"""We don't have iced coffee"" Me: ""You have coffee?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""You have ice?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""Were you raised in a barn?"""

"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."

"Lol at birds that walk places."

"Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger."