192330
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter? NaClmore"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."
"""Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!"" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage."
"If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though."
"I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows."
"What is Chuck Norris' ""best karate move""? Pork Chop!"
"*forgets Netflix password* *sends email reset* *forgets email password* *sends reset to backup* 20 resets later: *opens 2nd Netflix account*"
"Did you hear about the murder of the door maker? The police said it was an open and shut case."
"Gift before the Prom ""I'm ready for my first prom daddy"" ""Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"" ""Whats in the box dad"" ""...Condoms"""
"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"