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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
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"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."
"Since we're talking about Michael Jackson--- What did the guy say to MJ at the beach? Get out of my son."
"Two Heads God gifted man with two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time."
"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"
"If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate Lots of opportunities to get off"
"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"
"What's the filthiest joke you know? Here's mine How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood."
"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."