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Joke of the Day
"the bottom half of my legs are really interesting they're knee-toe"
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"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"A three legged dog walks into an old west saloon, and tells the bartender, ""I am looking for the man that shot my paw""."
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."
"It's not Amy Schumer's fault that she steals... .. She probably picked it up from all the black guys she banged."
"Baby, let's stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise."
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"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"