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Joke of the Day

"Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting."

"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."

"When you're trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest."

"Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League."

"Funny Pick up line... Add more plz -Whilst sitting in a nice car- ...hey baby want a ride in my ex wife's life insurance. ~~~~~~~"

"A group of boulders joins Facebook... ...hikers and mountain climbers stay inside on Mondays and Wednesdays."

"I got mugged yesterday... The mugger said, ""Give me your money or you're science."" I said, ""Don't you mean history?"" He said, ""Don't try and change the subject."""

"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"

"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."

"Good cop: I get it. You wanted an easy way out. Laptop: Please update Adobe."