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Joke of the Day
"What do prayers and my Reddit submissions have in common? No one fucking reads them."
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"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."
"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."
"What did the cyclops say to the sheep? ""Ewe and eye make a great team."""
"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""
"My girlfriend is like my iPad i don't have an iPad."
"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"
"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."
"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."
"[At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here."