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Joke of the Day

"How does a nice guy change a light bulb? He doesn't. He just compliments it and then gets pissed when it won't screw."

"Is fashion all about clothes? Apparelently."

"Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is."

"What do you call a midget that does cocaine? A low blow"

"""welcom to salad shop do u want a salad"" yes ""do u want chicken on it"" yes ""do u want bread on the side"" r u just selling unmade sandwiches"

"Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from ""Pulp Fiction"" is technically a Disney Princess."

"PILLOW: Hey, your anniversary is today, go buy her some flowers ME: Wow, thank God for memory foam"

"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."

"[Meeting] *Gestures to pie chart* ""Now as you can see this chart is not nearly as delicious as it sounds."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"