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Joke of the Day
"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""
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"If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?"
"Cole Wagner's new sports nickname is Jared Fogle. Because he just fucked nine twelve year-olds from Missouri"
"I have a joke about US history but..... I'm going to rewrite it."
"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"
"A dad walks into his son's room while his son is masturbating. ""Son, don't do that, you'll go blind."" ""Hey dad, I'm over here""."
"u chill bro? u enlightened bro? u got the secret bro? u feel the oneness bro? u transcendental bro? u alive bro?"
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."