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Joke of the Day
"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"
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"The best jokes are the ones you have to explain. It's funny because the best jokes are the ones you *don't* have to explain."
"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."
"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""
"What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue? [OC] Icy dead people!"
"Donald J Trump... The sad thing is, if he wins the jokes on us."
"I mean, if Marie Antoinette didn't want her head cut off, maybe there should've been actual cake. ~ Why I was kicked off the debate team"
"I need an app on my phone to connect to the douches Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear."
"What did Adele's chicken say? Hello from the other side..."
"I like my women like I like my joke formats: worn out from overuse."