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Joke of the Day

"2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"

"Wanna hear a joke?! My youtube channel :)"

"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris."

"It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous."

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe"

"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."