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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks outside."
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"I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween, so I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in... Fuck the ships ! My lighthouse, my rules !"
"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"
"Me: ""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: *opens front face camera*"
"I was speaking to a computer technician. ""How do you make a motherboard?"" I asked him. He said, ""Tell her about my job."""
"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"
"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."
"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"
"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."
"Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52"