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Joke of the Day
"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"
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"We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too"
"How much does a circumcision doctor make? Probably just a tip"
"I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner."
"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"
"Why is Santa so Jolly? Because he knows where all the Naughty Girls live."
"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
"A: You look nice today, is that a new shirt and haircut? B: I masturbated yesterday, So I had to clean up afterwards. And one thing lead to another. Hair trimming included."
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead."
"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."