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Joke of the Day

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"

"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"

"My Wife does this cute thing where she says that ""actions speak louder than words"" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding."

"How do you make a journalist laugh? By giving them ar-ticles!"

"Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store"

"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"

"Eating pussy is like subway eat fresh."

"I'm getting tired of always having to slowly raise my hand every time someone angrily asks, ""Who does something like that?!"""

"A man and a woman get into a lift Man says to woman ""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" the woman says in disgust ""Must be your vagina then!"" replies the man."