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Joke of the Day

"Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra."

"I have the greatest dad ever Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents"

"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"

"Whenever I see a big guy beating up a little guy I ALWAYS jump in to help cause there is NO WAY the little guy can take us both."

"What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? ""YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"""

"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."

"What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass."

"UK: Hey u ok USA: What UK: I saw what happened USA: Im fine, nothing happened Canada: Hey I know what I said before but you can't stay over"

"What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen."

"Guns don't kill people... ... Husbands who come home early, kill people."