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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? ""YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"""
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"I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable."
"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays."
"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"
"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."
"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"
"What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans? Que Que Que"
"Wow. Girl 1) Isn't that illegal? Girl 2) Yeah, so is prostitution but I didn't stop your mom. Girl 1) You don't know my mom. Girl 2) Neither did your dad."
"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"