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Joke of the Day
"I have the greatest dad ever Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents"
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"Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs."
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""
"California Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"
"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."
"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
"I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than ""pull an all-nighter"" with you."
"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""
"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit."