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Joke of the Day

"I have the greatest dad ever Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents"

"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."

"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Dead."

"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."

"God said unto John, ""come forth and receive eternal life..."" But john came fifth and won a toaster. Not original but I love this joke"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""

"- Michelle, we must break up... - Oh, I'll kill myself! - That's a nice bonus. Thank you!"

"What do you call a group of undead police officers? Zombie Acopalypse"

"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"