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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I see a big guy beating up a little guy I ALWAYS jump in to help cause there is NO WAY the little guy can take us both."

"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"

"Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, ""I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. ""I replied, 20 x 0 = 0."""

"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

"What do you call your mother's father when he's good to you? A Grand-father."

"The technical term for the very bottom of a banana is the ""bananus""."

"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."