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Joke of the Day

"What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen."

"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""

"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"

"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."

"What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? A selfie stick"

"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."

"this joke off right. Oh! I wish I could go back in time and start"

"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"

"[stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD"

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"