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Joke of the Day

"What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen."

"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."

"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"

"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."

"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""

"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"

"Should computers be made of glass? No, I don't want anybody to see my browser's history!"

"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"

"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""