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Joke of the Day
"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""
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"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"
"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."
"guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog"
"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."
"knock knock for the watch"
"I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants."
"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"
"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer"