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Joke of the Day
"How did the constipated mathematician solve the problem? He worked out with a pencil."
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"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them."
"Went out for a few drinks with some hedgehogs last night... I got spiked"
"Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig."
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!!"
"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."
"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."