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Joke of the Day
"TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub"
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"I hate how politically correct the world is today Instead of saying ""Black paint"" I now have to say ""Jamal please paint"""
"I've been searching months for my girlfriends killer. But nobody will do it."
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."
"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"
"When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again Re morse"
"Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say ""In silence"""
"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."
"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"