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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"

"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."

"Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with eight pieces of ice in it? It's two cubed! :)"

"A nurse pulls out a thermometer out of her pocket and says: Shit.....some asshole has got my pen!"

"Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?"

"What would a porno be like? Lots of clicking and snapping?"

"[nsfw] What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees."

"One day a man was making a password... He tried the password ""my penis"". The laptop said, ""Error, not long enough."""

"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"

"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"