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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"

"Me: Gonna go see Gym. Friend: You mean go to the gym? Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother."

"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite ...because all the others could not be positively identified."

"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."

"Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10. What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo."

"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"

"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."

"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"