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Joke of the Day

"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"

"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"

"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."

"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."

"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""

"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow."

"I was touched by Jesus today Oh wait that's a Duggar"

"Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? Because they're long, hard and full of seamen."