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Joke of the Day
"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."
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"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."
"why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two-tired."
"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"
"I married a chinese millionaire Ka Ching"
"Says the emo-candle ... Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle: Wanna go out with me?"
"What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay."
"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"