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Joke of the Day
"My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game"
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"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"
"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."
"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."
"Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his ""paw."""
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers."
"My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way."
"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."
"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"