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Joke of the Day

"You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman.. Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape."

"A wise man once said nothing."

"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"

"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."

"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."

"What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine? After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around."

"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"

"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."

"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"