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Joke of the Day

"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."

"I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone on the side."

"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."

"If advil is ibuprofen, and tylenol is acetaminophen, what is viagra? Micoxafalin."

"Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!"

"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"

"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"Capitalization... Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!"