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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"

"Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!"

"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"

"I bought a new black router today... I think I'm gonna name it Martin Router King"

"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."

"15 Is The Age Where You Either Look Like 11 Or 25."

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than you because I use proper punctuation; I'm implying it with semicolons."

"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy? Allahu snackbar!"

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."