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Joke of the Day
"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."
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"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."
"I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables."
"What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox"
"What do you call Neil DeGrasse Tyson with champagne poured over his chest? An Astro-fizzy-tits."
"How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife? He was gladiator"
"I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them."
"Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked."
"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."