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Joke of the Day
"A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead."
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"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""
"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"[wife leaving for the weekend] ""Baby formula is in the cupbo--"" ""I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."""
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"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."