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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why everyone says quitting smoking is so hard; I've done it hundreds of times."
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"My successful pancake business was recently shut down Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot"
"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"
"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."
"Really the only way to look cool eating a salad is to shoot it into your mouth with a crossbow."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay!!!"
"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."
"I just got a new dog that's half Saint Bernard and half Pitbull He likes to save people and then kill them."