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Joke of the Day
"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
Next Joke
"hi rappers i have been shaking dat ass all night and i am exhausted can you make a song about sitting and watching tv at a reasonable volume"
"Don't let them fool you. Squirrels are just rats dressed in Armani."
"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."
"Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression."
"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"
"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"
"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"
"How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V."
"I was at a bar last night nursing a beer But I stopped after an hour because my nipple was getting too soggy"