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Joke of the Day

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."

"I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar"

"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."

"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."

"I'm pretty white but I don't know any white people jokes. Got any?"

"In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint"

"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""

"Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor? The doctor said it was all in her head"

"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"