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Joke of the Day

"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""

"Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?"

"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."

"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."

"*Caterpillar marriage therapy* Wife: he's not the man I married Husband flying around room: I'm the same on the inside Karen!!!"

"What do you do for a living? I herd cattle. Ah, you're a rancher? No, I'm a Zumba instructor."

"My social outings consist of the ""maybe attending"" events I never attend on Facebook."

"Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while."

"Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are Remarkable"

"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."