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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."
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"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"
"They asked what was my dream position Turns out, ""doggie style"" is not the correct answer."
"I love getting Halloween candy... It makes me Snicker(s)."
"A person in my class is constantly playing with his watch I wish I had that kind of time on my hands"
"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."
"Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?"
"What did quantum consciousness say to its son? Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging."
"Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray"
"How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection."