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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"

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"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"
"I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me."
"What is big, black, and very long? A black hole"
"Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? Because it's made of hide"
"I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said... ""Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"" I said, ""What are the options?"" She said, ""Yes and No."""
"What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife? A hooker says ""Faster! faster!"" A lover says ""Slower....slooower..."" A housewife says ""Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone"
"Every time I see my grandad he tells me the same joke. Grandad - How's Harry? Me - Harry Who? Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you?"
"What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified"