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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."

"It sucks that Mary and Joseph couldn't get a room at an inn..... but what were they expecting not having a reservation on Christmas Eve of all nights!"

"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"

"Hey where's Brian? ""Oh he's taking a p_ _p"" A what? ""Um dropping a d_ _c_"" Huh? ""Taking a sh_t....Uhh Cr_p!"" Oh! He's evacuating his vowels?"

"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"

"Friday night. Sitting in a bar. As the designated driver. NO, I'M NOT BITTER. I'M PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE OUT OF A SENSE OF WONDER."

"Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon? Because he'll peek-at-chu!"

"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"

"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."

"When speaking to children I always end every sentence with ""...or else you'll die. "" - I find this to be an excellent motivational tool."