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Joke of the Day

"The french word for ""unfortunately"" has 15 letters The english word for unfortunately has 13, but it's two short EDIT: For the curious, the french word is ""malheureusement"""

"How do you make a hormone? ... Don't pay her."

"What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something."

"Why did the English major break up with the pilot? Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over."

"How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!"

"My dad taught me the importance of having convictions in life. Ten felonies later, I now know that some words have more than one meaning."

"Blondes is a nutshell Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""

"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"

"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."