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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!"
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"There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug"
"I point my gun at the bank teller and order him to fill my bag with cash but he struggles because the bag is already full of tacos."
"Wives are magicians They can turn anything into an argument."
"Talking to a Beaver So I was talking to a beaver one day about how I was homeless and told him I was looking for a new place to live. He gave me this commiserating look and said, ""Well dam."""
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."
"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."
"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."
"William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants."